Holmes and Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Mr. Watson went camping. About two o'clock in the morning, Holmes awakened Watson and said, "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
Holmes said, "And what does that tell you, sir?"
Watson replied, "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
"Watson, it tells me that somebody stole our tent"