Smaller

Either the rest of the world is a little bigger than normal today, or else I shrunk 5% overnight. I noticed this phenomenon this morning, when I was at work. There had to be a reason why I kept tripping over skids, boxes, and my own feet. There had to be a reason why all the skids that were delivered today seemed so much bigger than usual. There had to be a reason why everything was so much heavier today. It's just got to be that the size ratio of WORLD to RACHEL was meddled with overnight and the result has been an increase in clumsyness. Put yourself in my shoes for a moment: suddenly the juice jug on the refrigerator shelf is that much higher up than it used to be, and the door is that much bigger and easier to stub your toe on, and obstacles are that much harder to avoid running into. It's been an interesting day. I wonder if I'll be even smaller tomorrow.

Mike and his newly shorter wife

Mike and his newly shorter wife tomorrow