Thursday, June 22, 2006

Stolen Idea

With our digital camera off on a landscaping tour day, I find myself home and at the computer without photography to help me with my next post. So, probably because I've been out of school for over a year now and forget all those "school rules", I have fallen victim to an offense which university students are so often warned against: stealing an idea. But since I found the result somewhat entertaining, I have decided to overlook any misgivings about not being original - I googled "Rachel needs" and here are some of the more interesting results:

1. Rachel needs to have blush that is very bright and colorful.
2. Rachel needs some good thoughts.
3. Rachel needs guidance and normal supervision.
4. Rachel needs help when she enters Manhattan's meat-packing district to help three transvestite hookers find out who murdered one of their friends.
5. Rachel needs £5000.
6. Rachel needs to throw more bacon parties, so we can see her and the lil whipppersnapper more often.
7. Rachel needs time to chill out after classis is over.
8. Rachel needs a patient family that will be able to provide her with unconditional love, structure, guidance, and security.
9. Rachel needs to be killed by the Joker.
10. Rachel needs to buck-up.
11. Rachel needs to come to Europe tooooo. She nice!
12. Rachel needs to compare this article with one from a different newspaper.
13. Rachel needs to type the first letter of the word.
14. Rachel needs an escort for a charity ball.
15. Rachel needs to have two million dollars in order to not sell her husband's company.

And just to see what my hubby needs, to see if we can help each other out somewhere:

1. Mike needs a date
2. Mike needs a new van
3. Mike needs a nice general wash in the middle 2/3 of the stage
4. Mike needs a life
5. Mike needs your help.
6. Mike needs a new home!
7. Mike needs to pay more attention to detail when it comes to numbers
8. Mike needs to be told that he is an adult
9. Mike needs to be famous... and fast
10. Mike needs to be around real people.
11. Mike needs a helmet
12. Mike needs to update the bulletin board on the second floor
13. Mike needs to get a girl from the hospital
14. Mike needs no food
15. Mike needs to step up and run smash mouth football.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Since Mike didn't think his list was quite as interesting as mine, here's a list of what Michael needs:
1. Michael needs dependable adults in his life who will help him learn how to navigate peer relationships.
2. Michael . . . needs Mum to be present all the times.
3. Michael needs photographs of both sides of the animal, in different positions.
4. Michael needs to go on with his life.
5. Michael needs some juice.
6. Michael needs a break.
7. Michael needs to focus on new trends and how the music industry has changed over the last decade.
8. Michael needs lie-down after two days in bed.
9. Michael needs to change his image.
10. Michael needs sleep, food, love to heal.
11. Michael needs a job that keeps his mind busy and that's hands-on.
12. Michael needs to stop the headcount at night so he can get back on schedule.
13. Michael needs the keys to the infirmary.
14. Michael needs distance - a lot of distance - from his grandfather.
15. Michael needs to grow his hair down to his neck as well as grow his beard and moustache out long, and sport some dark sunshades.

Anonymous said...

That was bamazing.
Your posts always find a way to make me laugh, or, at the very least - smile quite a bit.

I would go along picking out my favourites and telling you which they were, but I feel that I would end up renaming over half the list, so I shall refrain from doing so.

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